Don't try and hide it you know you've heard the blond jokes. I, seeing as I'm a blond, can not tolerate these jokes. Here are my versions. Pass them on or make your own.
1. People are making smoothies. The blond presents everyone with a strawberry and banana smoothie. The one with the purple hair made a chocolate smoothie. The (insert you hair color here) made a bacon and shoe smoothie.
2. Three people are sitting around a campfire coming up with short things that describe them. The blond says "I'm Ella the Elephant and I'm booky."
The one with purple hair says " I'm Whuscy the Husky and I'm hungry.
The ( insert you hair color, not blond, here) says " I'm Dovy the Dove and I'm really yummy. That was the end of the dove.
Help me restore all the blonds reputation, by making new jokes and telling them to others. Then tell others to do the same. Sorry that the jokes aren't really funny.
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